When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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