You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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