All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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