dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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