It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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