found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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