weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Dear god my vagina.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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