So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
How does one acquire holy water?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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