Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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