the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Randomize
