i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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