yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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