Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I see more hoeing in ur future
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