If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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