I just pynch a tree in the face
I will die if light touches me.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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