I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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