So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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