Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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