No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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