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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Best friends brother. Beat that.

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(207): View more from Maine

I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.

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(512): View more from Texas

After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol

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