I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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