sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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