Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
