I wish i was in the wii world.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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