I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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