Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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