One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
