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i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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