It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
and you fell through a lawn chair
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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