what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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