Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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