the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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