i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize