I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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