I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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