So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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