it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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