How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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