Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I am available for nakedness
Damn victory sex feels great
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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