Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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