Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Randomize
