We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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