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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.

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(231): View more from Michigan

So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again

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(517): View more from Michigan

can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away

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(240): View more from Maryland

I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.

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