Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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