the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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