Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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