People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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