I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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