That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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