i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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