Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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