playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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