Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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