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WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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