He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
