Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
