so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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